Team Fortress 2 No Longer Disappointed, Just A Little Upset
By Dr. Evelyn Reed | January 01, 0001 | 7 min read
As we’ve seen, cheaters don’t make Team Fortress 2 angry. [[link]] Just a little…disappointed. But today, it seems the game has moved on from being disappointed in you, and is now more than a little upset.
https://kotaku.com/team-fortress-2-is-very-very-disappointed-in-you-chea-5156231
After catching a bunch of people using an external application to unlock achievements, and thus get new in-game items, Valve’s grimly dutiful TF2 administrator has bemoaned on the game’s official blog:
Please, do take a cursory glance at the missive directly below this one. Take care to notice its author, and the dismally recent date of its posting.
Now imagine [[link]] how profound my disappointment, to be called back again so soon to administer justice to the melon-headed few of you who persist in fraudulence. I’d just sat down with the two things I enjoy most in life – the most recent issue of Punishment Monthly and a carton of cigarettes – when the alarm sounded. I feel like a dog owner who’s rubbed her pet’s nose in a mess on the carpet, only to turn around and discover it setting fire to the drapes.
This time it seems a number of you used an external application to unlock all of your achievements in order to get items unfairly. Coming as a surprise to no one with the ability to retain memories of the recent past, I have taken these items from the perpetrators for one week.
Can I trust that this episode has finally taught you a lesson? I should live so long. Having watched how the sorry lot of you comport yourselves on the battlefield and in the forums, I would consider it a small miracle to trust one [[link]] of you enough to lick stamps without asphyxiating.
My magazine awaits.
The Administrator
Who do you do it, cheaters? Why must you break the administrator’s heart like this?
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