Biff Tannen Gives You All of March Madness' Winners—and Biggest Losers

What’s up buttheads. Need some help picking your bracket? Stop agonizing over useless statistics and half-assed talking head analysis. I have every single winner in the NCAA Tournament right here, so just do what I say and you can start spending that money right now.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Note: Information presented for entertainment purposes only. If you consult video games for sports betting advice, seek help. For starters, South Florida defeats Cal 60-59, and Vermont gets beat by some guy named Lamar, 73-55, in a game tipping off in 30 minutes. So you’re welcome for that. Now, as to the rest of the bracket … College Basketball Simulated using College Hoops 2K8 Rosters by NATIVE AMERICAN South Regional VCU reprises its cinderella role of last year by defeating Kentucky and thwarting a 20-year w69 เข้าสู่ระบบ​ anniversary rematch of the Wildcats thriller with Duke. South Dakota State also makes huge noise by slapping Baylor with a 10-point loss behind 23 points from Nate Wolters. First Round Kentucky 63, Western Kentucky 59 Iowa State 77, Connecticut 69 VCU 86, Wichita State 74 Indiana 70, New Mexico State 66 UNLV 85, Colorado 59 South Dakota State 63, Baylor 53 Xavier 73, Notre Dame 53 Duke 72, Lehigh 47 Second Round Kentucky 96, Iowa State 65 VCU 77, Indiana 69 UNLV 95, South Dakota State 50 Duke 96, Xavier 71 Regional Semifinals VCU 75, Kentucky 71 Duke 93, UNLV 90 Regional Final Duke 72, VCU 61 West Regional With its path to its first Final Four ever practically paved, thanks to Memphis stunning Michigan State, Missouri still can’t close the deal, falling 73-68 in an all-Tiger regional final. First Round Michigan State 76, Long Island 58 Memphis 66, Saint Louis 50 New Mexico 63, Long Beach State 53 h25 com สล็อต​ Louisville 84, Davidson 73 Murray State 76, Colorado State 63 BYU 76, Marquette 71 Virginia 65, Florida 63 Missouri 59, Norfolk State 44 Second Round Memphis 70, Michigan State 59 Louisville 67, New Mexico 64 Murray State 85, Brigham Young 53 Missouri 65, Virginia 51 Regional Semifinals Memphis 88, Louisville 79 Missouri 86, Murray State 73 Regional Final Memphis 73, Missouri 68 East Regional Think Fab Melo’s ineligibility isn’t costly? Not only will Syracuse endure the humiliation of being the first No. 1 seed to lose in the first round, it won’t even be close. Eddie Biedenbach’s Bulldogs demolish the Orange by 20, and then lose by one in the second round to an opportunistic Southern Miss. Wisconsin emerges from the chaos. First Round UNC-Asheville 75, Syracuse 55 Southern Miss 85, Kansas State 63 Harvard 78, Vanderbilt 53 Wisconsin 82, Montana 73 Cincinnati 97, Texas 58 St. Bonaventure 59, Florida State 52 West Virginia 69, Gonzaga 59 Ohio State 99, Loyola-Maryland 61 Second Round Southern Miss 70, H25 สล็อต UNC-Asheville 69 Wisconsin 86, Harvard 72 Cincinnati 60, St. Bonaventure 42 Ohio State 75, West Virginia 66 Regional Semifinals Wisconsin 71, Southern Miss 53 Cincinnati 77, Ohio State 65 Regional Final Wisconsin 72, Cincinnati 47 Midwest Regional Don’t laugh over Missouri’s misery too much, Kansas fans. You are sent packing in the first round by Detroit. N.C. State benefits most from the upsets at the bottom of the bracket, winning three games in an NCAA tournament for the first time since 1986. But North Carolina chokes away the mother of all rematches, losing to eventual regional champion Temple. First Round North Carolina 84, Lamar 79 Creighton 79, Alabama 65 Temple 85, South Florida 73 Ohio 72, Michigan 51 N.C. State 82, San Diego State 59 Belmont 88, Georgetown 74 Saint Mary’s 77, Purdue 60 Detroit 72, Kansas 56 Second Round North Carolina 80, Creighton 60 Temple 92, Ohio 70 N.C. State 97, Belmont 59 Saint Mary’s 79, Detroit 51 Regional Semifinals Temple 77, North Carolina 70 N.C. State 60, Saint Mary’s 58 Regional Final Temple 70, N.C. State 62 The Final Four Two ugly blowouts set up a final no one saw coming and even fewer want to watch. Duke takes its fifth national championship behind 21 points and 10 assists from tournament MOP Seth Curry. National Semifinals Duke 89, Memphis 57 Temple 68, Wisconsin 42 National Championship Duke 77, Temple 68 Biff’s record: 14-10 last week; 23-24 lifetime. Well looky what we have here.