By Dr. Evelyn Reed | January 01, 0001 | 7 min read
“Come on, jump [[link]] on my shell! I dare you! I

just

waxed this [[link]] s**t!” [[link]] The funny folks at Dorkly ponder the impossible in this hilarious clip. From here on out, every Koopa

Troopa I see shall be named Mark. Mark! Mark! Mark! Click to view