Kotaku's Top Five List of Top 10 Lists

Each week throws off several new video game lists ranging from the humorous to the trivial. What’s better? A list of those. Here’s a roundup of the rundowns out there. •10 Musician Video Game Vanity Projects [Joystick Division] Neither Green Day, the Beatles, Aerosmith nor Metallica show up here, mostly because those games weren’t ridiculous. 50 Cent, REO Speedwagon and the Spice Girls do, because they are.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); •Top 10 Most Offensive Xbox Live Indie Games [1Up] With that headline, I was hoping to see something like Gilbert Gottfried’s Friar’s Club Roast 2010 on here, but I suppose indie studios can’t [[link]] cough up for that kind of licensing. Get Your Girlfriend Into Games is a worthy pick but [[link]] it doesn’t get top honors. Who Did I Date Last Night? is. •Top 10 Ways to Stay Green While Gaming [Planet Xbox 360] Good suggestions throughout, but I’d think No. 1 is “don’t buy or play crappy games.” The collective power load committed to achievement-mining a crap game, even a rental, could probably power a city the size [[link]] of Winnipeg. I have no proof of that, it just sounds smart. •The 13 Greatest Cats In Video Game History [Ranker] Granted, the purpose of this list is mostly to get a picture of Darkstalkers’ Felicia [portrayed by Hezachan, left] into the post. But there still are 12 slots left, and not one goddamn Kilrathi makes it? •Ten Things That Work In Video Games And Not In Real Life [Joystick Division] Eating an entire ham or a Thanksgiving turkey found in a barrel on the street, and seeing improved health should be one.